I thought you were supposed to be heeding the chair.
One of us has to be the realist, right? Like you could pull it off.
Now why did you have to do that
It looks like...it's got some holes in it, though. Might want to get those looked at.
Thanks, that's really nice of you to say!
Hey that's a pretty cool hat.
I wanted the adventure.
Didn't even wait for me to refuse, I see
Would you like to see the xkcds I bookmarked when I first discovered it last year
