I might have just eaten some birthday cake. Maybe
Jiro, the weights tell me you have a higher density than a black hole. Have you been snacking between force feeds?
It's not like it matters. Sephy broke it several times in one battle.
Great, now you've pulled half of the solar system out of orbit.
I smurfing LOVE SANDWICHES YESSSS
The only thing you will be getting out of this is a sandwich! *throws sandwiches*
Making money on the side? You gotta give me a cut of this, you sneaky devil you!
Dammit Jiro! I'd love to but I'm making a fortune from the mayonnaise you're sweating.
Yeah I'm going to need those rangers, warriors and mages to carry me. I feel bloated. Maybe I could roll there? Just gimme a little push
You're being imprisoned in a castle, fed cake to make you unmovable, and you're being defended from hordes of rangers, warriors and mages. Course you can go. It's down the road, take the second turn left.
