Poop backwards is also poop. "There was a hole here once, but I edited it away."
My being's fiber is made up of much irony. And sugar.
I refuse to give you this usernote.
That's a girl? I swear I thought it was a guy cross dressing...
No, no, you two aren't allowed to speak to each other.
That one had a lot more oomph than the usual.
If I told you, it'd just be a fanletter from me to myself. And I do that already.
Fine, but I'm busy with all my sitting on my ass so make it quick and to the point.
Oh, people get fanmail all the time. Hell, I get fanmail for my wonderful eyelashes that glow in the dark! See, we all get it.
Ugh, I can't believe you're done. I'll get there eventually, and then we can speak freely about it. Oooh, I'm glad there's going to be a fourth. It's good that those two are Aurenfaie, because now they can be the protagonists for a very long time before they really age very much. They're so cute <3 It has to star them, of course! Maybe I should e-mail her too ._. I'll e-mail her a picture of a cake and clogs just so my e-mail is superior to yours.
