I only have two forms. Unlike you. Alcohol seems to be the cause for some of it. Maybe you should be a milk drinker instead. But on a side note, hope you have recovered!
Holy trout, I couldn't remember your other usernames so I checked your profile. I remember Unknowns! :o Tore up half my face in a drunken traffic accident, lost a toenail drunkenly falling over, cut open my thigh accidentally dragging myself over a granite cliff, busted up my shoulder smurfing up a forward roll over a flaming jump rope, tore up my hands getting dragged over barnacled rocks.... you know, the usual.
I am pretty sure there were cases of rape by Psychotic in my earlier usernames. Holy crap. What did you do there to accumulate all these injuries?
Lies. I'm still a chaste virgin! I just loved the island. So peaceful and nice. I stopped biting my nails the whole time I was there. I collected 37 injuries in 19 days, four severe. It was great.
Which is why you changed! Why were you there for three weeks? Thought Phuket or Pattaya would be the places to go.
You got sex on the brain, mate xD. But also yes, this is true. They all become Bad Boys once they get their wick wet. I was a day in Bangkok and I honestly didn't like it much. I don't like cities. I did 3 weeks in Koh Tao and it was perfection.
Heard moles change when they lost their virginity. Which part did you went to? Bangkok?
Moles rarely have good reasons for anything, tbh. Deceptive little wisps... Everything's a happy ending if your mind's in the right place! Food was smurfing amazing, this is true.
Massages with Happy Ending? The shopping and food there are good. Poor excuses for a mole to step to the dark side.
Legit though, I miss the cheap as hell but really good massages. Rocket Mole was once a hero, but the horrors of the world have long since corrupted him A tragic tale.
