I offer you lots of baguettes to try and soak up the alcohol so you don't need your liver pumped. Stomach pumped. Whatever. Then we eat cheese and do it all again.
Do you know who you should blame for my drunkeness? THE FRENCH. What do you do?
You nutter. I'm watching the election in the US. I'm so excited. Never loved my job more right now.
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DAX.
HELL.
smurfING,
Such bad taste joke, such good quality lols.
The first person to win the title was that guy who didn't lubricate, right? /awkwardanalrape
You aren't the first person to try and claim that glory!
