Conversation Between Cz and oddler

I have dice on my desk. Do you have dice on your desk? Do you have a desk?
That probably should've been my first question.

Funny har-har or funny PQleear?

I dunno. He looks mighty suave in white tie.

Inefficiency is Paul's goal.

I like smashing words together. Itgetsthepointacrossmuchbetter.

Dunderhead under head

I keep sand in my toolbelt for multiple purposes.

*sleeps with Admiral Nelson*

Nudality.

I will bash your bishop.