Rantzien discovered life on another planet. Oh, how silly of me. I meant he created life on another planet.
Rantzien is so manly he eats steak as his side dish to an even larger steak.
Rantzien is the Alpha and the Omega. He is the beginning and the end.
Rantzien punches said sun daily to make the night come.
Rantzien once saved a school bus full of children. The bus was hurtling towards the sun.
Rantzien is so awesome he makes young girls cry in awe.
It is. Rantzien is a glorious man. We should talk about how great Rantzien and surprise him with this convo when he searches for instances of his name.
ahaha it's awesome!
I did. I inspired Rantzien to do it for everyone.
Did you know that if you click your picture and the list of stuff that comes up it says "visit brofile". lol