If we surpass them, then it will be us who is feared throughout the galaxy. Nobody will smurf with us, not even the 501st. Then we can shove them in lockers and jettison them into deep space.
But what can we do?
Those jerks. But if you try to pick a fight with them, you'll get beat up and get in trouble. Something needs to be done
Indeed. I hide when they walk by. Sometimes I'm not fast enough and they slam my locker closed.
Those guys could shoot me in the eyeball from a goddamn planet away. I'm glad I haven't had a run in with them. I wouldn't live to tell the tale.
Wow. Makes you wonder how they made the cut, huh? Now the 501st Legion, that's a squad you don't wanna mess with.
There was some kind of thrill to doing it. Though maybe that was just the adrenaline rush as the rest of the imperial troops started chasing me. Fortunately that squad couldn't hit the broad side of a sandcrawler, so I was pretty safe.
You did what you had to do. *pats on the shoulder*
Their strength truly is remarkable. I once saw a Wookie tear the arms right off an imperial trooper. The poor guy was just lying there, screaming. I had to put them both down.
I know. It gets everywhere. I've had to stop wearing my favorite black turtleneck because of the filthy beasts. They're not all bad though. I had one open a bitch of a pickle jar the other day.
