Direct me to the nearest nuclear power plant, I'll drink some radiated water and grow one post haste!
Well if you had another mouth we wouldn't have that problem would we?
Sitting is painful. There is cake in my ass.
that should do. Now you sit down and hope you don't get carried away.
Now I really feel violated
Nah, it means the other team will have a harder time kidnapping you. *puts cake into every available orifice*
Does this mean I somehow caused the destruction of Eden or something?
Forbidden cake. *Shoves more*
I feel strangely violated, but it's cake, so there's nothing to complain about.
awesome. *shoves cake down your neck forcefully, putting my whole arm down your windpipe* I'll go find more.
