Hah! I broke Jiro!
His, erm, uh, oh god. Let us never speak of this again.
If wine is his blood, then what is Irish Cream liquor?
I don't get the hullabaloo. Jesus turned water into wine, if that doesn't imply excessive consumption then I don't know what does. Maybe the whole "this is my blood drink it and get holy and trout lol" that he was on about. The fact that it makes no sense only reinforces the idea that he was drunk as smurf.
Haha, I guess. I hope he's a bigger fan of Irish dancing than he is an opponent of excessive drinking.
I'm sure he'll give you a free pass now though dude.
I sure hope God was looking the other way that night.
Dropkick Murphys are an excellent band to dance an Irish jig to. You've done God's work here today man.
I got extremely drunk last night. I got about a dozen French people dancing an Irish jig to Dropkick Murphys. My god it was fun.
That sounds like a damn good idea to me. When do you say goodbye to Paris?