I'll take three. Sans bacon and stuff.
Go get myself a bacon and cheese pie is what!
C'est la vie! :whattayagonnado:
Farewell brave soldier! I'm sure your facial hair was proud to serve along side you *salute*
My beard is like a week old. Very, very young in the lifespan of facial hair! It's going to die today, I think, though.
Yes but as I recall you have a pretty neato beard so your argument is falling quite short my friend!
Beard, check. The rest of it, not so much.
You aren't even old. Come back when you need a walking stick and have a shaggy grey beard!
Dude! I am old. xD
I thought you had a join date of like one million years ago! This is accidentally sounding like I'm calling you old!