He doesn't have ears. Maybe try giving him EARS instead. And some balls while you're at it.
Before the first date?
STAR TROOPERS
I didn't think you'd give me such a reply.
Let's get parasitical.
I don't understand.
I prefer wisks. Or is it whisks? Hmm. MEAT PUPPET WILL SURELY KNOW!
You're quite unproportional. No.
DAMN YOU AGENT PROOOOTOOOOOO!