NO!!
No... it's you've been TOUCHING YOURSELF with that hand.
I didn't think that I'd be trying to pick up germaphobic chicks tonight!
Well you were obviously not prepared
I don't have any pockets in these pants. Where am I going to find a glove?
But I don't know where it's been... could you maybe put a glove on or something first?
You know, I can show you the world, but only if you take my hand.
YES TAKE ME AWAY ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE!
*squeels!*
Do you trust me?
