I can do this though But that's because my mother was a dog, and taught me how to roll around on the floor. Oops, I guess that makes my mom a...
France.
I don't think I'm talented enough for that
Don't worry, they aren't actually touching you.
Don't command me to strut! I'll strut when I feel like it .. ... ... Which is now :strut:
Don't you mean goldmail black?
(SPOILER)Since Cz can't read spoilers I will now do this: LA LA LA... LALALA... LA LA LA LA LAAA..LALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA. I call this song "Deep Pain in the Deep Ocean's of My Mental Stability(Part IV)"
OK!
(SPOILER)Santa isn't real.
My Emo waffle cut itself and bled jelly, then killed itself in my toaster. Luckily, this worked out for me as it made the waffle itself much yummier. Sadly, it left four mini-waffles behind. Which I also ate to end their grief. Phew, this was a good story. And entirely true to boot.
