...what?
Is it < 60?
Page 5 for you!
You have the power to do that?! I want to change my name.
You do indeed.
You mean the washing machine shrinks my clothes, not my dryer?! And after all the times I hit the dryer because of that ...
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.
That's quite profound.
... But is she?
No, but you can taste a thong seam. I wouldn't recommend it, though.