You heinous criminal.
Oh, nice one.
What do you get out of these atrocious lies you tell me?
Because I am going to break the swear filter.
It's all Ashton Kutcher's fault, the smurf.
So, did you ‘‘wake up,’’ if I have to use that phrase?
You don't have a mullet or beer belly. Or a trucker hat? Or a truck. Gun. Kids of your own.
At least you're not ACTUALLY a redneck.
Yeah, exactly, and I smurfing hate those people. I don’t call myself one of those. I rarely even use the word. Religion and anti-religion do not interest me at all.
For as long as I can remember, I’ve found religion to be ridiculous, and have rarely (if ever) fallen for anything religious. But, while not disliking the religious, I do find myself feeling... maybe respect for those who are not. Not all of those, mind.
