What kind of balls would you throw at other people's balls? Hopefully not the large, heavy kind.
Play Ballball. Throws balls at people's balls and see who wins.
That would be mildly impressive. Trick shots with an odd target. Ocelot ever give it a try?
Existential sex pistol. If you're shot in the penis, okay, I think that's far enough.
Is it half full, or have empty? Is the glass even there? Is the water real? Questions, always questions.
Tall glass of water.
I ply my trade as a Jironalist currently, though who knows what the future holds!
A Jiro of all trades, then. Scribble scribble list.
Pepper spray stings like a thousand tiny wasps on fire stabbing into you. Or so I've been told. A Dancer, I am not. I am a Red Mage, good sir, for I have a wide variety of skills but few that I excel in.
I'm quite certain I'm lost. Need map. No harassment; pepper spray. Are you a Dancer? If not, what's your job class?
