Cheers for getting me into Ball Park Music.
I understand you completely. We're the same.
Might have to punch him in the jeans.
You're allowed to dislike people. I've found that I dislike complete strangers immediately and I don't know why. If you're still finding him trout after a week then obviously it's a smart idea and you're completely valid.
That would require some sense of humour and I don't think he has one because he is almost literally an empty vessel of a man. Completely void of any personality and completely disinteresting. Maybe I'm being tight. I should get help.
Jake and James are in no way similar. I don't care, he should know your name. Unless he's trying to be a smart ass. I wouldn't put it past him to be honest. [/judging strangers]
He's been calling me James today so he can officially smurf off. It's a bit late for any advice but I would have suggested grass and/or paper.
That's a tad disappointing indeed. At least it means I retain my spot as the most entertaining Australian you know. I'm really hungry for some cake now, but I think I'm in trouble or something because there is no dinner for me. Everyone else ate
no he hasn't yet and i hope he doesn't unless he called me jazza cake because it sounds like jaffa cake and they are nice but jazza cake sounds a bit gay so i would find him a boyfriend. In seriousness though he's quite boring and I am dissapoint.
Has he given you the nickname Jazza yet? Them Aussies love nicknames. I hope this guy doesn't betray our national secrets, like where we hid that truckload of aztec gold.
