His name is Igor and he knows things, many things.
A hunchback?
I, uh, erm, saw it on tv once? Yeah that sounds legit. It was a doco on cannibals, right. Just a hunch really xD
How do you know?
I'm not really one for eating people, the meat isn't as tasty.
But would you eat him.
Oh of course, that was one of my favourite bits. Although I think I would probably kill the guy if he followed me around, taunting with his little bard songs. What a jerk!
I was talking about the 'Sir Robin ran away' song.
I didn't know there was a part like that. I have to track this down, it sounds fantastic!
I wish I could remember that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
