Now I feel sort of bad, like I brought up some sort of touchy subject. I hit a button or a nerve or some other thing. Now I'm going to salute you in the name of your self-esteem.
Do you have to salute me? Nah not for another 2.5 years. Besides I find it tacky when people say "Salute Me" when your really just saluting rank.
Does this mean I have to salute you? Because my arm can't take that much excercise.
Thats correct about me being in the Army. 10 usernotes of dirt pistol jokes
Coz you're in the army I think. It's possible I made that up or it's some repressed memory or something.
If my legs fell off I would walk on my hands and use my knubs to eat sandwhiches....shoot my pistol.. ya know the important stuff.
You're 6'2? Why is everybody so tall. I blame radiation and rising gas prices.
hmm guilty of gluttony.....my defense? Im only 6'2'' and 150 pounds........but I guess that dosent take the fact away that I do like tacos. Oh well. It happens. Builds character.
Dod I think you're guilty of the gluttony sin, what do you have to say in your defense?
Im hungry....dod..hungry double oh yum
