My saliva is in Andrew's mouth. I'll get back to you when it's in mine again.
Wait! I've been with Andrew for five days and you've already found someone new? Am I really that replaceable? Andrew doesn't think so. I hate you now.
I'm hurt. I break up with Lunar and Roto is the only one who notices. And I don't even like Roto all that much. Maybe I should break up with him too. Roto, we're through. I've found somebody new, blah blah blah.
Lunar, we're through. I found somebody new. And not only does he give me explicit pics more than once, but he also will do things with me. Doity things. And, I get to hear his sexy voice. You have failed to deliver on that point.
I know he weaves. In and out of traffic like an asshole. I saw him almost cause three fatal accidents in one night. I think he was drunk.
How's this for a compromise? You get to put a gun at my back like it's a robbery, and I get to willingly give up the salty goods.
Lunar, I told you before, you don't have to rob me of my semen. I'll gladly give it to you.
I had a dream last night, that I made your yogurt leak and I had to replace it, but I couldn't find the Wal-Mart. Isn't that retarded?
Ooo, ooo! Can I guess? Is it his hand?
I, personally, am okay with that, as I believe is Lunar. What I don't like is that Wakka is gay. And Wakka wants Tidus. That sucks.
