Who told you this?
I heard you were the lost 6th member of the Spice Girls. Is this a true statement? I would really like to know. Ease my nerves
Burp him
Babality!
Velcro, it's easier to rip things off that way. Velcro the cat's fur. *rip* NO FUR ON THE CAT! Velcro the carpet. *rip* TREASURE! Velcro the telephone *rip* NO TELEMARKETERS!
I'll get the glue. Or would you rather go with velcro dots this time?