WHAT THE smurf. GOD I hate customers. Once I had a customer who basically unloaded about 7 items across the whole of the conveyer belt. I pushed them a bit so that they would all bunch up so that the people behind her could unload the shopping onto the belt. The woman then proceeded to turn round and go 'Nooooooo' like she was talking to a 5 year old child. 'I spaced them out so that they wouldn't get squashed and now you're squashing them' Bollocks was I squashing them. URGH CUSTOMERS.
This is one of my favourite stories of the past month. So I was doing my job, making coffee, serving cakes and trout. And then one woman approaches me looking distraught and asserts "these tables are a mess. I have a Hospitality & Catering baccalaureate, and so I know what is acceptable and what isn't. You should do your job properly and earn your wage like the rest of us in this country do!" There was nothing smurfing wrong with the tables. Worse off, I wasn't even doing the tables during that shift. So now "I have a Hospitality & Catering baccalaureate!" is a good in joke between me and some of my co-workers. It also sounded like she thought I was Polish or something because of the 'country' jibe. jdnvgkdfnkl.
The customer is always right, my arse
Pricks, mostly.
Yeah, I hear you there! I hate customers :[
My wisdoms mostly include making fun of my customers though so if they did listen i might get fired.
Such is the world we live in my friend. No one understands wisdoms anymore :[
Hopefully not because I've built my life around the idea that I'm inconsequential and people do not value my wisdoms.
Wait...you mean people take you seriously?
I'm worried that one day somebody will take my advice seriously.
