old cheese is better than no cheese
*gives you some old cheese* There now we're even!
You want another reward eh? I really don't know what to give you this time...
Hello. I am giving you a usernote. Do I get another reward?
Have another usernote. Soon you will control the whole planet with the power of your usernotes.
Blaaaaaaah. Hello!
I like your hat.
Here is your reward! *hands you a taco*
I am a duck today.