Conversation Between Christmas and My name is...something..?

I kissed a lifeguard once.

Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?

I agree.

My geese aren't fat enough yet!
Christmas has to stay away longer now.

Aren't we all?

YES.

It's not.

Or did she?

GODZILLA.

I have duct tape ready for situations as these.
*pulls out duct tape*
Voila!