Conversation Between Lawr and Levian

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  1. Levian is just Psychotic without . . .


    lolasl?
  2. frogs are just turtles without shells
  3. Forget me! Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

    Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

    Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

    Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
  4. Well I can't compete with that I'm afraid
  5. That's what your mailbox said last night! OH BURN!!

    I'm so awesome, I don't tea bag the ladies, I potato sack them.

    Sagensyg isn't hung like a horse. Horse are hung like Sagensyg.

    I have two speeds: Walk and Kill.

    I'm so awesome, I'm the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    I'm so awesome I can win Connect Four in three moves.
  6. I hope your notifications rise to 3
  7. So you're blaming me now!? That's it LevyKins, we're over.

    lolchucknorrisjokesdiaf

    I'm so awesome I don't go hunting. I go killing.

    I'm so awesome I use pepper spray to spice up my steaks.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals I allow to live.
  8. Well maybe I'd take you out more if you didn't stuff peas up your nose and project them at hungry cats
  9. lolasl? works.

    MAYBE IF YOU TOOK ME OUT MORE!
  10. DO I? I'm not sure if I know you anymore!
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