Evastio!!!! DO YOU REMEMBER MEEEE!!!
You're a perv?! What'd ya do, Evastio? And, HI!
I've been pretty good, Evastio. How about you?
What've you been up to?
Give me cheese biscuits. NOW!
It's going to be your birthday kind of soon.
What's your March sig gonna be?
(o) (Attempts an eyeball text picture)
It's pandemonium in my head!
(Gives Pheonix Down)