I'm surprised I wasn't evicted today when my landlord came over, but then again if I was I'd be pissed because I spent all night cleaning. >=[
I'm pretty sure my room is a hazmat violation or something.
Yeah I do. It sounds like half the things in my house.
This one time I was cleaning off the table in the living room and someone left some apple juice out, and I guess it was few days old cause there was a giant, white fuzzy bacteria colony growing in it, with like 3 black nuclei. Is the mental image of this in your head yet?
*GASP* Don't tell people about the bugs! Seriously though, when I was cleaning one day (well.. half cleaning. Bruce cleaned like all the house expect for a like 3 foot by 3 foot space, because I cleaned that got tired of cleaning and pulled the "I'M PREGNANT AND SLEEPY" card) I found a peice of moldy ravioli under the bed. xD I poked it by accident then saw green ick on my finger and I screamed then ran to him all "THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER THE BED. ; ;; ; ;; ; ;" and then he saved me from the evil green ravioli. XD It was traumatizing. =[
I live off of scraps and bugs that scuttle by.
Personally, I don't know how you could have survived under my bed for this long in the first place. But you can do what you want, I don't care. xD
...Should I change my location to not be under your bed?
Your baby sounds like a badass.
She's going to be adorable. She seems to already have my lack of tolerance for annoying things. There will be times that I do something that annoy her and after dealing with it for like 5 seconds, she'll start kicking me until I stop what evers annoying her.
