I had a Bruce back in '02 or something. I got bored after about a week, so it's probably feral by now.
xDD! Oh, I don't have a Bruce, but I do have a Neopets account somewhere in there somewhere!
I knew you were talking about the Neopet! xD Do you have one?
I would like to introduce you to the penguin named Bruce!
This has changed the way I look at penguins (and Bruces)!
Bruce is cute! it reminds me of a penguin!
You're a sweet one for saying that, but there's no need to be kind. He hates it himself.
BRUCE!? Aww! It sounds so cute!
I wish I could tell you that it was something funny or mysterious but I regret to inform you that it's Bruce.
:o ! what is the name of this ... dummy?!
