You really wanna know?
What are you doing to our child.
It's still functioning?! This problem must be fixed immediately!
That's child abuse! Her brain can barely function!
I told her if she said another word I'd slap the poop outta her!! Go do your duty, dad.
She's over there babbling!
What? No, it's Alfon -- Oh. Oh, boy, that's right. I completely forgot I told you...Yes, Lisa. Where is the little tyke? >_>
Al..Alfonzo? You mean Lisa right?
...Dammit, that is a conversation I'd have...So then where's little Alfonzo?
"lolmarryme" "Haha wait, why am I marrying you? xD" "Because I used the Smiley after it?" "Okay, I'll rephrase that. What did I do to get you to ask that? Haha" "That's what everyone else is doing right?" "Marrying me?! Who's marrying me? Haha" "I am silly!" "Oh, okay! I want a pretty floofy dress and sushi! " I've italicized your words, wifey!
