Argueing with scary people makes them not so scary when they cry.
You cannot argue with that infallible logic, because if you did then it would become fallible and therefore not logic!
What if they were running a competition in which the first person to call them would win a solid gold copy of Xenogears?
Also links.
The greatest gifts in life are free. Or stolen.
And that's the greatest gift of all!
Heavy eyes don't actually weigh very much.
What's it like being made of Venom? I address this question to Chris Tucker.
I'll drop a usernote egg.
Iron is heavy.
