MY SOUL DOES NOT FIT IN AN ENVELOPE, WOMAN! MY SOUL IS LARGER THAN MY COMPUTER MONITOR!
Dude, write it on a piece of paper, stick it in an envelope, pay the low postage stamp fee, and mail it. It's not pigeon science.
But how will I get my payment if I send you all my pigeons?! It'll take at least 7 of them to carry my whole soul!
Then courier will have to do. Just write it down on a piece of paper like Bart Simpson did and mail it to my address. You'll save on postage!
That'd be much easier if you weren't, you know, 1600 miles away.
In person!
Yes would you like my soul through FedEx or UPS?
Better?
Uh-huh. Suuure ya don't.
