Chuck Norris doesn't cry bitches.
It actually is pretty hard for us people with morals to come onto you, though.
You know what they say about men with big feet
Hawkeye's cooties have iPods, he's that co07.
Too bad you can't remember any.
You gotta buy them, man, this is some top quality .
What happened to that one girl you were having sex with Meat Puupet and then you guys stopped because she said you smelt bad?
Want some funny cookies?
Then perhpas you need to leave.
Hey, remember that guns don't kill people.
