I have no idea what you are talking about you strange man.
Wait, wait... the smiley? I'm not so sure I want someone who uses that smiley so casually to have a soul. You'll have to up your ante there, lady.
Excellent
Ooh... intriguing. I'll have to confer with the High Council on this. You may have just bargained your way into getting a fresh new soul, madam.
What don't you get out of it is the better question.
Uhhh... maybe. What do I get in return?
Come here Tig, let me eat your soul.
You're so very welcome
Good thing I don't have a soul or that thing would have eaten it because I looked so close
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