If you french fry when you should've pizza'd you're gonna have a bad time
Maybe if you ate a lot of ketchup beforehand
I wouldn't even TRY. Ketchup is too good! Except when you get the watery part of the ketchup all over your food and then it's like damp and eww. I'm better than that.
I am not sure you will ever be as good as ketchup though
they are surprisingly nutritious
Kind of slimy.
What's wrong with my guts
Not quite like that. I don't want your guts all over me.
Like a...ketchup packet?
I am going to squeeze you until you pop!
