Well, you're in for a treat xD I think I'm going to collapse into bed now though and sleep forever
Ok now I'm even more curious, hahaha!
I look like if Bono was objectively even worse.
You'll see them in their full glory tomorrow, don't you worry, Try to keep your senses.
No judgment here. Jealousy, maybe.
Don't judge me but I am the new proud owner of some thick red tinted glasses to help with my screen time.
I just avoid it by staying inside and getting a computer screen tan instead.
It's either this or prostitution, so... This is very true. I recall the special extra heavy SPF INIFINITY sun cream and the myriad lobsters boys and girls lolloping around.
It's good to have an alternative career path! It's tough being pale in NZ though - we don't have enough sun to tan, but we also don't have an ozone layer so we get sunburned instead.
Oh bud, don't get me started on paleness. You could strap me shirtless to a cliffside under a full moon and I could guide ships to safe harbour by wiggling my hips, I'm so pasty white. xD
