If you insist Chapter 2 was just a make out session I'm gonna slap you silly!
I deleted one of my older usernotes and posted this one just to confuse you!
901!
Have YOU ever been to naboo Dynast?
lol ur mom
"The Goldenboko marched over to the Moomba, his feathers pointing straight out due to the intense anger within the Chocobo. The Moomba did not move an inch, keeping that smirk on it's face despite the alarming rate at which the infuriated Goldenboko was charging. Not even a yard away from the fruti thief, the Goldenboko stopped dead in his tracks. He gazed straight into the large, ice blue eyes of the Moomba. She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. The Goldenboko bowed down low, his beak centimeters away from the ground (a sign of great respect in Chocobo culture). The little Moomba giggled and then wiggled her toes some. The Goldenboko flashed a quick smile at the Moomba's actions...Was she trying to seduce him? He then stood fully erect, and stood at least 8 inches over the Moomba. The Goldenboko looked down at her, a stern look in his eye. He stoicly demanded she hand over the delectable fruit. She shook her head and giggled more. He bent over, his beak not an inch away from her face. He stared hard into her azure eyes, trying to penetrate her ice with his fire. Then, he was hit with a suckerpunch. The Moomba stretched her neck out and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. The Goldenboko was very taken aback, stumbling several paces back He shook his head, the hypnotic kiss clouding his mind. Why did she do that? What does she want? By the time the Goldenboko had pondered these thoughts, the beautiful Moomba maiden had disappeared into the foilage of the lush jungle. Intrigued, the Goldenboko set after the Moomba girl-and his fruit..." -Book of EoFF Lore, verse 916
OMG THE CHOCOBO REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Hide our women! Hide the smurfing WOMEN!
No! He means No as in Yes!
Rain drops are falling on my head, yes their falling on my head.
Why are you excited? I'm excited too!
