Something's a little AWESOME about that Jesus, moar liek.
Something's a little off about that Jesus.
pwn3d
Yeah but... ah I got nothing.
If Hell exists, then you have far greater things to worry about.
You never know. I might be down in Hell regretting what I did.
You can't feel guilty when you're dead.
Aye but wouldn't I feel guilty for killing myself? Does my life mean so little?
You could always just kill yourself. That way you wouldn't have to deal with the humiliation of everyone knowing your secret, nor would you have to deal with the guilt of killing someone.
And now you know my secret. I can't allow you to live.
