Dynast is too cool for School.
Boko wants coo coo cooz~~~
Boko, i'm rooting you for Biggest FailureBest Writer!
Braces sucked XP
W00t! School's out for meeee!
YOU SPELT MY NAME WRONG
I don't know why, but I prefer writing in my EoFF Lore style over my ABD style...
"The Goldenboko was drunken with pride over his victory. Not many could say they had successfully slain a full-grown skwiwoo. He soon grew hungry and took off into the jungle in search of food. He finally found a small grove not far from the waterfall. Perched on the grove's highest tree was a piece of fruit. This was no ordinary fruit. It's skin was the color of fresh baby grass, spotted with pink spots and golden stripes. It shimmered like a freshly-cut diamond. The Goldenboko became instantly infatuated with the fruit. He flapped his yellow Chocobo wings and flew a short height up to the trunk of the tree. he clutched the trunk and slowly shimmied up the height of the tree, the fruit growing more irresitable with each move. As he reached the top of the tree, his little Choco stomach achingly awaited the delectable treat. He slowly reached out for the prize, when suddenly, a streak of orange raced across his line of sight, and the fruit was gone. The Goldenboko, startled, fell towards the forest floor, landing with a hard thud. He angrily got up and dusted himself off. Who dare snatch his precious fruit!? He heard snickering behind him and turned to see a Moomba. The Moomba clutched the fruit to it's chest and giggled in a mischievous way, it's grin stretching from ear to ear. The Goldenboko, outraged, approach the Moomba, his eyes glazed over in fury..." -Book of EoFF Lore, verse 915
Boko is Hatman's right-hand man? Scandalous...
Don't go all Ultimecia on us!
