Sorry, the last slot has been filled up. But if you give me 5 mins of your time, I can show you how to double your income, sales and maybe also egg count. You are not allowed to press the "Skip Ad" option.
Where do I sign??
We will remove all your teeth when you join. You will never need to worry about oral hygiene or whatsoever.
Does it cover dental?
How about signing up to our modern slavery programme? Or you are already in one?
Ughhh that sounds like too much work. Plus I only have American Express
You will need to kill the Demon lord to be a scepter. To kill him, you need to ask his cousin for permission which will cost you 5000 gems. Would you prefer a Mastercard or Visa purchase?
Yess, I need a fancy looking wand!! Then I'll work my way up to scepter.
How about a wand first? Not the stick looking wand from harry potter though.
Can I be a scepter instead of a staff?
