I do frequently joke that you can always tell where a person's from by their face, and there's a unique form of smurf ugly in the English genes
how dare you
Bahahaha, where's the lie though
I can't imagine a worse plague than an English face and a Kiwi voice. (jk you egg)
Yesssss I can finally look upon your (no doubt beautiful) visage and you can enjoy the dulcet tones of my Kiwi accent
I'm so exciteddddddddddd I've been locked at home for so longggggggg and i'll still be at home but at least a new faceeeeee
Also you should know that we have an unofficial "holiday" in NZ called Crate Day which is all about day drinking. In case you needed another reason to want to move here.
I wouldn't expect anything less.
8pm EST works poifect. I'll be there with bells on and also probably in pyjamas from the morning.