Oh wow! Urm... good job?
Thanks! I'm a junior novelist actually
Oh. Wow. Nice urm... story.
So I walked into this bar and some chick was all up in my grill, and I was like, "yo what'chu doin' all up in my grill?" and then she got all pissy like, "yeah well what'chu doin' all up in my grill jerk?" and I started to cry so she hugged me and then well I drank a lot and ended up here
Yer face?
Wait, what? My mother wasn't created in my life time! You've got your dates wrong there
Like yer mom
There have been some simplistic yet genius inventions created in our life time, it's really quite amazing!
You can get one of those bands they have for autistic people so they don't wander off!
I don't feel crazy.. This is an odd situation. I must be losing my mind. I really should install a tracking device before it wanders off again.
