Sometimes people question if I truly know everything and it gets me down. That's when I come to you, for reassurance.
I think that's actual genius haha.
Nobody ever pays attention to my refrigerator invention. It weighs you and locks the door and calls you fat if you're too big. It's very effective.
A natural at inventing interesting sexual positions, I bet.
I'm a natural at inventing.
So you've been calling me gay all this time? Hey, I only said I was a natural. Which is true. It's not my fault you invented someone else.
Well, Quindo could be pretty offensive if we all just give it the power. You said you were a natural with the ladies! Don't tell me you were making a joke sentence that is essentially a lie. Don't tell me that you lied to me about this.
What have you been trying to suggest? Haha no. What gave you that idea?
I was just kidding you batty queer. Queer is really not used much in the US anymore. And faggot is losing a lot of its power. They need a new name for us and fast. I've been trying to suggest some. Does this mean Quindo has a girlfriend?
Kinda like how queer means gay now too. And that means odd, or strange. Language is weird. Philosophy is something that comes naturally for me. Like women. Wahey!
