I have a solution. You should breed some sort of new piñata that can handle my crowtoothbarmersham. Then we can have a proper party. Bring your vet, though.
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BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY PIÑATA IN THE WORLD THAT COULD HANDLE MY CROWHAMMERBRUSH! WHAT A DILEMMA
THEN GET A NEW ONE
EXCELLENT! FIGHTING AND BRINGING MUSIC ARE WHAT I'M BEST AT! BUT I ALREADY RAPED DESTROYED THE PIÑATA WITH MY "CROWBAR"
LET'S INDEED! I'LL BRING THE CLAMS AND SPIKE THE PUNCH. YOU START A FIGHT AND BRING THE MUSIC! MORE CAPS MUST BE HAD! WE'LL USE YOUR CROWBAR SELF TO RAPE DESTROY THE PIÑATA
FIRED?! BUT I HAVE SO MANY OTHER USEFUL QUALITIES! I CAN BE A CROWBAR! AND A HAMMER! AND A... WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE LITTLE BRUSHES THAT YOU USE FOR YOUR TONGUE? THE ONES THAT AREN'T AS HARD AS REGULAR TOOTHBRUSHES? I WOULD BE A REGULAR TOOTHBRUSH BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD APPRECIATE THE GRATING ON MY SKIN SO I HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BEING A TONGUE BRUSH. WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE I'D RATHER GET A LITTLE BIT OF SALIVA ON ME THAN A BUNCH OF PLAQUE AND GRIME. I CAN ALSO BE A PAPERWEIGHT AND A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE HAT. WAIT, HOW COULD YOU FIRE ME IF I WASN'T HIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE? THIS IS THE MOST CAPS LOCK I'VE EVER SENT YOU IN A SINGLE VISITOR MESSAGE. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
REALLY? YOU'RE FIRED
I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT A TELESCOPE
BUT WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT? :O
