Conversation Between Meat Puppet and Levian

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  1. Drools?
  2. I usually tell by the way they explode, much like land mines.
  3. This one time, I copied a picture of Levians leg from the internet, and showed it to a girl at school and said it was mine. She orgasmed. Then I said I was lying, and she asked to see my real leg. So I showed her my "real" leg (both my legs are wooden pegs, crocodiles and blowfish ate my real ones) She didn't quite orgasm, but she told me that those would have to do.

    True story.
  4. If I was female and extremely attractive... oh the times we would have
  5. My people wont like this one.
  6. Why does Squally hate me so much?
  7. I just couldn't resist, Levian.
  8. i couldn't resist
  9. And I'll laugh at Resha being convicted for having sex with little boys. :laugh: :laugh: :grinpink: :grinpink: :laughing: :weep: :weep: :weep:
  10. Levian is too kewl.
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