Gymnasts are boring in bed. Trust me.
Wait what? Dude wrong number, my kids have been starving since Monday and I'm cheating on my spouse with a gymnast. They're flexible
WELL THEN FEED THEM GODDAMMIT THEY HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE FRIDAY. STOP GOING ON "BUSINESS TRIPS" AND CHEATING ON ME WITH THOSE BIKERS OR ELSE THE CHILDREN WILL STARVE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FORGET TO FEED THEM WHILE I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH THAT GIRL FROM YOUR GYM.
YOU STARTED IT! NOW THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING.
HER NAME HAS TO BE MORE THAN KITTY BECAUSE KITTY IS A STUPID AND UNIMAGINATIVE NAME FOR A KITTY. HER FULL NAME IS KITTY WHITE. STOP YELLING AT ME.
WHY DOES HER NAME NEED TO BE MORE THAN KITTY? WE SAY "HELLO KITTY" NOT "HELLO CATHERINE SYLVESTER HEXAGON"! >:O
CLOSE ENOUGH BECAUSE THAT IS PART OF HER NAME
KITTY
FARIS POP QUIZ WHAT IS HELLO KITTY'S REAL NAME
Oh, you
