Conversation Between Dr. Acula and Quindiana Jones

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  1. Right? Get that serotonin, pissboy!

    Definitely, though I'm such a cynic that it's hard to find the beauty at times.
  2. I googled it. It worked. Instant smile. <3

    Bahaha don't I know it. The world is disinterestedly cruel and beautiful.
  3. I, personally, welcome our great Goat Overlords. (Side note: if you're ever feeling down, look up pictures of baby goats in pyjamas. You will no longer be sad).

    Ah, Quinny my dear, that's the human condition I'm afraid. Life is pain; anyone who says differently is selling something.
  4. Do you want a Goat Revolution? Because that's how you get a Goat Revolution.

    It averages out to 0.91 humiliating defeats every waking minute.
  5. MAYBE I COULD TEACH THE GOATS TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN

    Hey, that's a pretty good ratio considering how much the world sucks.
  6. DUDE DON'T EVEN- THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

    That puts me at about 1-10,000,000 vs the World, so....
  7. Are you sure about that? Because you just signed on to have me talking your ear off about linguistics day-in, day-out.

    Gotta take the wins where you can!
  8. Sweet, lemme get the paperwork. Pretty sure you just signed your life away, but it's gucci.

    Sad to hear, but I am going to have to consider this a win for me. 1-0, g-ma; what else you got?
  9. Sounds good to me!

    Oh man, I'd LOVE to see you try. Not because she's dead, but because that'd be hilarious.
  10. Hey, if you're willing to work, I'll sponsor your emigration out this way. You can take care of the chickens and goats. xD

    Confirmed badass. I want to challenge her to a duel.
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