Do you want a Goat Revolution? Because that's how you get a Goat Revolution. It averages out to 0.91 humiliating defeats every waking minute.
MAYBE I COULD TEACH THE GOATS TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN Hey, that's a pretty good ratio considering how much the world sucks.
DUDE DON'T EVEN- THAT SOUNDS AMAZING That puts me at about 1-10,000,000 vs the World, so....
Are you sure about that? Because you just signed on to have me talking your ear off about linguistics day-in, day-out. Gotta take the wins where you can!
Sweet, lemme get the paperwork. Pretty sure you just signed your life away, but it's gucci. Sad to hear, but I am going to have to consider this a win for me. 1-0, g-ma; what else you got?
Sounds good to me! Oh man, I'd LOVE to see you try. Not because she's dead, but because that'd be hilarious.
Hey, if you're willing to work, I'll sponsor your emigration out this way. You can take care of the chickens and goats. xD Confirmed badass. I want to challenge her to a duel.
Man, sounds like the dream! I'm sick of society. Yup, but she just loved getting it out and showing it off. Gotta love her.
Yah. Call me crazy but, given recent troutiness of governments and supply chain issues leading to rising costs, I'm wanting to live closer to the ground and have full control of my own supply chain. Plus it's nice and quiet when you have 30 acres to yourself. A flintlock?! Your nan was aware of modern weaponry, right? xD She sounds insanely rad as hell.
That's fair. Self-sufficiency and all that! Oh man, she scared the trout out of me and was also my idol. A tiny, sweet-looking French woman with the foulest mouth possible. She kept a flintlock pistol in her pocket at all times. When my granddad died she did several shots of bourbon in his honour. I can only strive to be like her.
