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More usernotes makes you a sad hero?
My metallic gelpens came in the mail today. Time to color Christmas cards
Your forum isn't so secret.
800? Then this must be 801!
You can't see the forest for the trees. I dare someone to finish the song in Leeza's usernotes.
He was sad because the other reindeer kicked him off the sled team for being an Alkie. I could tell he had been drinking that night because he kept falling over and getting his antlers stuck in the garden hose. I calmed him down a bit and then he began to explain how the other reindeer where still always so mean to him, and they kicked him off the team cause it was illegal to drink and fly. I didn't think it was illegal, but I was only eight at the time so I didn't know very much. We sat for a while there in the snow and talked about all kinds of things. He told me about his adventures with the Abominable Snowman and the Ukon Man. I told him all about my lego adventures and the time I rode my bike down the steps to the basement until I crashed into the concrete wall. After a while he started to cheer up. Before we knew it the moon was high in the sky. In the middle of one highly amusing story about the time I filled my Mom's shoes with coleslaw the other reindeers suddenly appeared in a dash! They said that without Rudolph's shiny red nose they kept running into chimneys and airplanes and stuff. They explained that somewhere along the way Santa had fallen out of his sleigh and they didn't even know where to begin looking for him. By then Rudolph was very sober. He hooked himself up to the reins and off the went after the jolly Christman man. Sometime later I was still in the garden and again the sleigh made an appearance at my house, this time with Santa in it. He used his magic to fix the garden and then I somehow fell asleep. I woke up the next day in my bed. Ever since that Christmas I always leave beer out instead of milk and cookies. I don't get presents anymore, but the beer is always gone by morning.
One time Rudolph fell off my roof and landed in my Mom's garden of flowers and vegetables. I saw the whole thing happen cause I was playing with legos when I was supposed to be sleeping. After it happened I set my legos down and though, "Oh, no! Mom's never going to believe that a reindeer fell off the roof and it wasn't me that ruined her garden this time. For a while I sat there in a dilemna. If I stayed in my room I would get in trouble for the garden. If I tried to sneak outside Mom might catch me and give me a whipping Eventually I decided to go outside cause I had never seen a reindeer before and I wasn't afraid at all of getting in trouble. When I got out there, Rudolph was just sitting in the middle of the garden crying. He was sad because the other reindeer kicked him off the sled team for being an Alkie. I could tell he had been drinking that night ( ut oh times up... I'll finish this tomorrow)
Oh you're all just grasping at straws here.
