Conversation Between kikimm and My name is...something..?

Sure.

Whenever I go anywhere women are always asking:
Golly Jee Mister, what does MNiS mean?

What I do is I sit down with them and I tell them that it means:
Men Nice in Suits.

Then they say:
Well Jeewillickers, that makes perfect sense!!!!
Why couldn't I see that before?

And I tell them:
Because you have no common sense.

Then they say:
Well, that was rude.

Then I say:
I know. Let's hit it off.

Then I hit it off.
This story is 100% true if you choose to believe it.

Oh loh'dy I do believe I am getting the vapahs.
If only ah had a nice glass of tea to quench mah thirst.
Be a dahling and get that for me wontcha?
That'd bamuch appreciated.

I'll gas you all.

Long Old Lizards!

You have a train?

Viruses lead to super powers.

THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN YOUR FRONT YARD

You've got no evidence on me!

Not with those legs.